Dear Santa

If Dave Barry can dust off the cobwebs long enough to compile a 2005 Holiday Gift Guide, could you please ask him to put together a year in review, too? And if not, could you get someone else funny and insightful, like, say, James Lileks, to pinch hit? Thanks, Santa. (Hat tip: Instapundit.)

P.S. I'm still hoping that Dave comes through.

UPDATE: He did. Joe Biden may never recover; the Republic is safe.