Wednesday, January 31, 2007

If the Giants had any cojones ...

They'd tell Barry Bonds to take a hike. But they don't, and they won't, and a once-legendary franchise will sink further into depravity.
Don't mess with Mii-ammy

Dave Barry takes a gratuitous shot at my new hometown and reminds me why I miss his weekly column so much.

UPDATE: At least their basketball team sucks.

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Welcome to Heimlich County



The best animated show on TV -- maybe the best comedy, period -- opens its final season on Fox tonight. Check your local listings. You won't be disappointed, I tell you what.