Thursday, January 23, 2003
HIS 15 MINUTES STILL AREN'T UP: Bill Clinton bashes Bush on health care and tax cuts. Won't this man ever go away? Of course, if Mickey Kaus' "Inside the Beltway Source X" is right (see item dated 1/20) and HRC is planning a run for the roses in '04 or even '08, we may have both Clintons to kick around for years to come. Imagine a Hillary presidency: She could again promise voters "two for the price of one"; she could appoint Bill to another secret, illegal health care task force; and then, the body of Bill's confidante and alleged lover could mysteriously turn up at Fort Marcy Park ... Nah. Too fantastic.